Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
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Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
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hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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