I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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