just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
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Goodbee
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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