he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
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I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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