If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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