It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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