Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(303): View more from Colorado

Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience

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(807): View more from Ontario

I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.

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(616): View more from Michigan

the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car

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(423): View more from Tennessee

You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.

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(760): View more from California

Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.

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