so that wasnt chicken after all
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
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