She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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