I want to make a zoo with you.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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