he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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