somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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