but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
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And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
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We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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