That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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