I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
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Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
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