We should be called the Road Head Warriors
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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