What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
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worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
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We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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