My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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