Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
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You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
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Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
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