I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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