how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
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There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
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Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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