Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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