So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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