Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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