I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Randomize
