sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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