Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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