You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
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I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
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Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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