I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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