when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
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so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
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dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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