that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
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Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
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Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize