what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Randomize
