maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
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You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
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I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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