when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
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She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
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Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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