She said her name was "party"
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Randomize
