so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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