Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Randomize