Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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