thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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