Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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