On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
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You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
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I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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