Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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