I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
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You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
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if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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