Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
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I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
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Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
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