Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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