i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
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She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
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All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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