Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
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Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
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ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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