Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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