That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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