I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
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Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
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Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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