Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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