Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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