how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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