wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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