Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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