did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
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