i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
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It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
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We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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